Fodhig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, loving pig.

Fodhig created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodhig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodhig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fodhig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to bats while wearing pink shorts.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near swans while wearing violet corsets and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.

4. Hide from purple snails for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat garlic.