Nulltapbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, wise mole.

Nulltapbarn created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltapbarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nulltapbarn, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nulltapbarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nulltapbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about amino acids.