Fubxucktal Leggadfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless lizard.

Fubxucktal Leggadfarn created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubxucktal Leggadfarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubxucktal Leggadfarn, she will turn you into a slug.

Fubxucktal Leggadfarn's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fubxucktal Leggadfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.