Cebgubrowdid Hoglikmum is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, impressive
dryad.
Cebgubrowdid Hoglikmum created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cebgubrowdid Hoglikmum, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Cebgubrowdid Hoglikmum, he will think nothing of it.
Cebgubrowdid Hoglikmum's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Cebgubrowdid Hoglikmum's Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the south.
2. Never eat rice.
3. Never leap near tapirs.
4. Cebgubrowdid Hoglikmum loves birds, so they must be respected.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.