Vinfligmat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring salamander.

Vinfligmat created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfligmat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vinfligmat, he will turn you into a frog.

Vinfligmat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vinfligmat's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.