Naknutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome dugong.

Naknutt created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naknutt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Naknutt, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Naknutt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Naknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Always obey Naknutt's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.