Bafminfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying gorilla.

Bafminfoss created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafminfoss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafminfoss, she will laugh at you.

Bafminfoss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bafminfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing red hats.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to seals while wearing yellow ear rings.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.