Dusstipmap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous spider.

Dusstipmap created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dusstipmap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dusstipmap, she will cry a lot.

Dusstipmap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dusstipmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing violet coats and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.