Armhapzod Fasbifbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sapient warg.

Armhapzod Fasbifbif created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Armhapzod Fasbifbif, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Armhapzod Fasbifbif, he will turn you into a sheep.

Armhapzod Fasbifbif's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Armhapzod Fasbifbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Never talk about special relativity near capybaras while wearing red rings.

5. Never talk about fire.