Wodbatflag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, weak coyote.

Wodbatflag created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbatflag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodbatflag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wodbatflag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wodbatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Do not eat strawberries.