Cinbamnad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome lizard.

Cinbamnad created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbamnad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinbamnad, it will turn you into a tree.

Cinbamnad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cinbamnad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cinbamnad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look in ponds.