Toftadhug is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind otter.

Toftadhug created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Toftadhug, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Toftadhug, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Toftadhug's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Toftadhug's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not keep eight eagles in a large pit.