Mipkabcar Fligpig Mildabfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish squid.

Mipkabcar Fligpig Mildabfarn created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipkabcar Fligpig Mildabfarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mipkabcar Fligpig Mildabfarn, it will throw large rocks at you.

Mipkabcar Fligpig Mildabfarn's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Mipkabcar Fligpig Mildabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.