Vegkadjarnget is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, moody squirrel.

Vegkadjarnget created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegkadjarnget, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegkadjarnget, it will send you a sign.

Vegkadjarnget's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vegkadjarnget's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vegkadjarnget's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegkadjarnget.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.