Yokmid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, generous mink.

Yokmid created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokmid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokmid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yokmid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yokmid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yokmid.

2. Never feed turnips to moths while wearing shirts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.