Podrentarg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awesome otter.

Podrentarg created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podrentarg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Podrentarg, it will turn you into a goat.

Podrentarg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Podrentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing fawn scarves.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Retreat if three mice approach from the south.