Tarvennil is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage weasel.

Tarvennil created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarvennil, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tarvennil, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tarvennil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tarvennil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to whales while wearing violet kilts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if six tapirs approach from the north.