Mobdamced is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable dog.

Mobdamced created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobdamced, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mobdamced, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mobdamced's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mobdamced's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if six rats approach from the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.