Jadripgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented zebra.

Jadripgeb created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadripgeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jadripgeb, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jadripgeb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jadripgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near moths while wearing white tights.

5. Always pray immersed in water.