Listponsugcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, conceited frog.

Listponsugcin created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listponsugcin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Listponsugcin, it will come to you in dreams.

Listponsugcin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Listponsugcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Run away if five ducks approach from the south.