Mobarmjapbifshavfag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate donkey.

Mobarmjapbifshavfag created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobarmjapbifshavfag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mobarmjapbifshavfag, it will ignore you.

Mobarmjapbifshavfag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mobarmjapbifshavfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobarmjapbifshavfag.

5. Always pray immersed in water.