Ruttlistcum is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, slow dragon.

Ruttlistcum created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlistcum, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruttlistcum, she will be very unhappy.

Ruttlistcum's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ruttlistcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ruttlistcum's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttlistcum.