Wanbest is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless mink.

Wanbest created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbest, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wanbest, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wanbest's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not wear white clothing.