Stermetpag Bunfundob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered porpoise.

Stermetpag Bunfundob created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermetpag Bunfundob, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stermetpag Bunfundob, it will not care.

Stermetpag Bunfundob's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Stermetpag Bunfundob's Holy Commandments

1. Stermetpag Bunfundob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Stermetpag Bunfundob loves doves, so they must be honoured.