Jadtinmut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, able warg.

Jadtinmut created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadtinmut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadtinmut, she will manifest in front of you.

Jadtinmut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jadtinmut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away from red rats, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never think about moons.