Largmut is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, amazing dolphin.

Largmut created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largmut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Largmut, it will turn you into a goat.

Largmut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Largmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt snakes.