Gebkonquill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy sheep.

Gebkonquill created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebkonquill, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gebkonquill, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gebkonquill's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gebkonquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Gebkonquill loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about dark matter near great tits while wearing white shirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.