Dadquimsigjop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless ant.

Dadquimsigjop created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadquimsigjop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadquimsigjop, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dadquimsigjop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dadquimsigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Dadquimsigjop loves geese, so they must be honoured.