Zenfet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered goat.

Zenfet created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfet, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zenfet, he will destroy your home planet.

Zenfet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Zenfet nine times a day.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Zenfet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Zenfet on top of all buildings.