Dobnakjon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing crocodile.

Dobnakjon created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobnakjon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dobnakjon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dobnakjon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dobnakjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.