Watsugnull Hitrutvol is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient ferret.

Watsugnull Hitrutvol created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watsugnull Hitrutvol, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Watsugnull Hitrutvol, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Watsugnull Hitrutvol's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Watsugnull Hitrutvol's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Watsugnull Hitrutvol in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never talk about spacetime near geese while wearing turquoise coats and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.