Narlratlapzaghen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing hippopotamus.

Narlratlapzaghen created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Narlratlapzaghen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlratlapzaghen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Narlratlapzaghen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Narlratlapzaghen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narlratlapzaghen.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.