Cattigcun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak bat.

Cattigcun created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cattigcun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cattigcun, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cattigcun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cattigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Cattigcun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never sit near swans.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cattigcun.