Yikleglab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak pigeon.

Yikleglab created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yikleglab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikleglab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yikleglab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yikleglab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.