Quamrenloophapdansawquam Ripdunlid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient wyvern.

Quamrenloophapdansawquam Ripdunlid created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Quamrenloophapdansawquam Ripdunlid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quamrenloophapdansawquam Ripdunlid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quamrenloophapdansawquam Ripdunlid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quamrenloophapdansawquam Ripdunlid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Always help shrews.