Largkipstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unjust butterfly.

Largkipstig created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Largkipstig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Largkipstig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Largkipstig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Largkipstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing blue dresses.

2. Worship no other gods but Largkipstig.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Learn six new languages a year.