Genfodbell Tentunzog Hongatsab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental mouse.

Genfodbell Tentunzog Hongatsab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Genfodbell Tentunzog Hongatsab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Genfodbell Tentunzog Hongatsab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Genfodbell Tentunzog Hongatsab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Genfodbell Tentunzog Hongatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your chest green.

4. Never feed oranges to mites while wearing mauve corsets.

5. Do not hurt cats.