Panghadbut Babfassogman is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent aardvark.

Panghadbut Babfassogman created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panghadbut Babfassogman, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Panghadbut Babfassogman, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Panghadbut Babfassogman's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Panghadbut Babfassogman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Panghadbut Babfassogman in the centre of the settlement.