Bestwipgabrilhim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, loving parrot.

Bestwipgabrilhim created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestwipgabrilhim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bestwipgabrilhim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bestwipgabrilhim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bestwipgabrilhim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from turquoise squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Bestwipgabrilhim loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about asteroids.