Bencamcum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, resourceful wasp.

Bencamcum created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Bencamcum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bencamcum, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bencamcum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bencamcum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bencamcum five times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.