Tigdapmetshav is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring centaur.

Tigdapmetshav created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdapmetshav, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigdapmetshav, he will curse you with boils.

Tigdapmetshav's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tigdapmetshav's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Tigdapmetshav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Tigdapmetshav first in all things.