Wapcepbot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring elephant.

Wapcepbot created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Wapcepbot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wapcepbot, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wapcepbot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wapcepbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wapcepbot on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Wapcepbot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Wapcepbot must be the most important thing in your life.