Wapcepbot is a god.
It takes the form of a large, uncaring
elephant.
Wapcepbot created a quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Wapcepbot, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Wapcepbot, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Wapcepbot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Wapcepbot's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your hands.
2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wapcepbot on top of all buildings.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Wapcepbot in the centre of the settlement.
5. Wapcepbot must be the most important thing in your life.