Quimtamhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful ant.

Quimtamhiv created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimtamhiv, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quimtamhiv, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quimtamhiv's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Quimtamhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must love Quimtamhiv.

4. Quimtamhiv must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.