Monxenrat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, blissful whale.

Monxenrat created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Monxenrat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Monxenrat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Monxenrat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Monxenrat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Monxenrat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.