Jabrathad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humane human.

Jabrathad created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabrathad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jabrathad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jabrathad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jabrathad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.
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