Stipcetpom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome mink.

Stipcetpom created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Stipcetpom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stipcetpom, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stipcetpom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Stipcetpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Never feed limes to snails while wearing stockings.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing fawn jumpers.