Rotbessterfarntadfemjig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful wombat.

Rotbessterfarntadfemjig created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotbessterfarntadfemjig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rotbessterfarntadfemjig, she will turn you into a tree.

Rotbessterfarntadfemjig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rotbessterfarntadfemjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never feed strawberries to whales while wearing rings.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rotbessterfarntadfemjig.