Damkarrat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able fox.

Damkarrat created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Damkarrat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Damkarrat, she will turn you into a rat.

Damkarrat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Damkarrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Retreat if nine birds approach from the east.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Do not shave your chest.