Quartraw is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring meerkat.

Quartraw created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartraw, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quartraw, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quartraw's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quartraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the north.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.