Tommittonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent aardvark.

Tommittonk created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tommittonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tommittonk, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tommittonk's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tommittonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Retreat if seven rats approach from the east.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.